Gun Control Lobbyist Zombie

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GUN-CONTROL-ZOMBIE-BLEEDING
Oh the irony of this story... As a pro gun control lobbyist & Attorney, this guy spent his days milling around Washington D.C. distorting the truth about guns & violent crimes. He not only believed that firearms should only be in movies, he honestly thought law-abiding citizens had no right to protect themselves, their neighbors, or their nation against violent attackers.

"Gun Control Lobbyist Zombie

Oh the irony of this story... As a pro gun control lobbyist & Attorney, this guy spent his days milling around Washington D.C. distorting the truth about guns & violent crimes.  He not only believed that firearms should only be in movies, he honestly thought law-abiding citizens had no right to protect themselves, their neighbors, or their nation against violent attackers.  He chronically ignored facts and bi-partisan crime statistics that disproved his anti-gun beliefs and would often base his arguments on pure emotion.  Despite being a self-proclaimed expert on the subject, his actual working knowledge of firearms and their capabilities was completely non-existent; he even erroneously thought that banning cosmetic features on some firearms would have an effect on people’s safety levels.  What’s worse is that he was even prone to exploiting victims of heinous crimes just to try and further his own political agenda.  In other words, he was a real scumbag with no appreciation for the US Constitution or respect for an individual’s freedom!

One night while headed home, our friend found himself face to face with a viscous Zombie.  Being that he believed firearms served no purpose in self-defense, he was unarmed and knew he set himself up for something worse than becoming a victim... he was about to become easy Zombie prey!  The result was an Undead Gun Control Lobbyist Zombie that now has to be put down before he infects anybody else.

Each Patent Pending "Gun Control Lobbyist" Zombie is cloned in our San Diego, California facility and is hand painted to accurately resemble an infected human that just finished gnawing your neighbor Zed’s leg, to give you that realistic look to give you that realistic look. What makes our Zombie’s so special?  They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean up a wee-bit easier…(are you happy, mom?) …and oh yah, let’s not  forget, they bleed and burst into little pieces of blood soaked, Zombie matter when you shoot them!

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SKUGUN-CONTROL-ZOMBIE-BLEEDING
ManufacturerZMB Industries
Recoil PadNo
Manufacturer Part Number10-018
MSRP$89.95